A man walks into a shop and sees he asks the shopkeeper, a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The man tries to pat the dog and the dog bites him. “ouch!” he says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Ok. Let’s start with your bank account.
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
C: Which is faster, heat or cold?
D: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
E: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
F: He didn’t have any ‘body’ to take.
Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes.
Daughter: And I helped to pick up the pieces.
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